Goat Hotel

Inside every Hotel there is a goat.

Metaphorically speaking I'd posit that a collar should not come with every dog.

Indeed, this is exactly how nature behaves. Dogs are born without collars. Pretty much without exception. Not that this is wise for later on, but still, it's pretty much an axiom. Newborn dog = no collar.

Now that we've established this fact it maybe more clear that there is no sane or justifiable reason that goats should have hotels built around them. Even should said hotel include such goat ammenities such as rope, tin-cans, wire, spinach, weeds, shrubs, grasses and all manner of herbz such as are often found in nature.

The astute among you may see the implications this has for Starwood Hotels. Any Billy, Jane, or Job could rush out buy themselves a goat and place the goat on a nice 5x5 section of land, thereby restricting the building of any structure where people may pay a reasonable price to get a resonable nights sleep.

To the point of this missive:

Do goats have eminent domain?