Superior Dumptrucks

I'm taking everythang. Away. In my dumptruck. Though the sandbox doesn't seem to fit in the dump part of the truck. My solution? Multiple trips. The truck goes into the sandbox. It is filled up. It drives out, dumps the sand and goes back for more. Doing it over and over and over and over and oaver till I owne teh sandbox. My own little sandbox right next to the old one.

What the? Looks like the old one too. Just in a different spot.

This is exactly why everybody is the same. Bacteria. The plastic of the 22nd century. I'm telling you son, you want to be into bacteria. Petrochemical and metal based production techniques are going to be quaint. The future is in bacteria. Bacteria are great. They live everywhere. All over you. Inside, outside and stuff. Pretty much you are a bacteria incubator. Know why this matters?
Because YOU dear reader are a potential factory and goldmine of a bountiful and wonderous supply of bacteria. What could more simple? What could be better? Swiss cheese. But you are not made of swiss cheese.

Bacteria though... they care not for what human is allowing them to chow down on the swiss cheese in your gut. Bacteria, democratic, impartial, your friends, everywhere, and sometimes benevolent. Yogurt. It's what's for breakfast. I'm feeling revolutionary today and going to start an ileum junta. figth the power!