Love in the Dark

See either like The Dead (may they rest in peace) may have been prescient or perhaps Dark Stars are simply the order of things in a Deconstructionist / Dervivatiive Universe though such things are beyond the ken of all but the most all knowing of machinist technologies . At least given that said technologies being incapable of detecting or measuring dark matter stand little chance of doing anything but speculating upon its affects upon the white matter found in most brains. For now I'd like to remind everyone that terrestrial concerns are the most pressing. Why is it that something such as colored saran wrap has been invented and discarded, albeit in both a literal and figurative sense, whilst things such as an effective self-cleaning cheeze grater have yet to impart their productivity gains upon our society? It begs the questions as to if a cabal of lactose hating luddites has successfully stymied efforts in this area for years, unbeknownst to all but a select few who are even now fighting for your --- oh I'm sorry this thought was rudely interrupted by a gnat. Only one thing makes me madder than a gnat flying and/or walking on an LCD in a darkened room. However, it may be noted that recent advances in bio-mechanical flight may force inclusion of the possibility that said gnat was not a gnat at all, but rather, a new form of spy device capable of remotely monitoring and operating on the behalf of the cheeze haters. As I've said... you can never be paranoid enough.