Rant On, Ranters

I HAVE SOEMTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

Can the pplz delievering my Nigerian Sp4M plz hurry up?

My +INBOX is decidely not full. Probably it is that damn Bayesian filter screwing things up again.

• Dont read your mail
• Dont open your mial
  
• Dont EAT your mail

and KIDZ don't do drugs. DRUGS ARE BAD.

Take me for example. I AM FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION. AKA fubar'd. Know how that happened? I watched a bunch of drug commericals and smoked a towel.

1. Towels are NOT effective anti-drug spokesmen
2. Towels ARE effective galactic travel gear, along with a proper bath-robe.
3. Towels COULD be made so as to not shed all over the inside of my drier.

Let this be a lesson to you my dearest reader.

Don't send spam, and don't forget ur towelz.