Land into the wind. Do not piss into the wind.
Stop. Drop. Roll. In that order. Roll, drop and stop may result in injury.
Do not fixate on the horizon. Fixate on death or taxes. They don't hurt as much at higher speeds.
Don't forget your towel. A buffered analgesic is also nice. Beer nuts will smooth your landing further.
Avoid large yellow construction machinery. It ends bad for fleshies.
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