Thursday, December 27, 2007

Note to Self

Last weeks altercation with the bread knife has now resulted in a 90% healed index finger.

Due to serrated scarring, several layers of missing epidermis, damage to the dermis and distortion of subcutaneous fatty tissue reliable fingerprinting would appear to be infeasible at this time.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

y0p!

Next time I invite you out for a lunch-time tattoo, at least there won't be a serrated knife! Fuck if I don't want a pint of beer and a slice of proto's sausage pizza.

There's a shed in the valley near the mountain by the river below the quarry. At 3:45 am the lights blaze like a mininova...Anyone in there must be blazed too...wtf are they thinking!

But I'll be damned if I get on a plane I have to jump out of.

kj0b.

Sundry Chicken said...

re: anonymous coward

do not feed the bobcats.

do not feed the bobcats pizza.

Sundry Chicken said...

there is a proto's in boise. you should drive up there and get yourself sum. tonight i'ma gonna go eat tasty pizza. at proto's.

Sundry Chicken said...

Update 01/03/08:

skin fully healed. a small amount of swelling between the dermis and epidermis around the cut. currently unable to tell if existing scar tissue will be replaced with fingerprint ridges.

Sundry Chicken said...

Nearly 99% healed. Fingerprint is restored to original look and feel. Sub-dermal tissue slightly pink, with color definition different than non affected areas. Nerve damage not noticable.