Chily

You can take man out of the bacteria, but you can't take the bacteria out of man. Though a large course of antibiotics sure does a good job at trying. Nervous times, skeletons roaming the corridors in the dead of night. The closet may be to small or maybe there is an exercise program afoot. Undead really should wear socks so it doesn't click so much. All that racket makes it hard to sleep through a good haunting. Being the drama queens they are it is to be expected, perhaps. Though it would sure be an improvement and more socially conscious to tone down the incessant tapping up and down the hallway all night. Some of us actually have to get up with the sun instead of jamming it out to the perimeter and dwindling into a wraith until dark. Now same thing can be said for e. coli; debasing the versatile nature and surfer ethos of 'that's cool, i'm down with that' or aforementioned creatures they too could use a good set of footwear. Probably a new kind of protein coat to match the shoes as well. It would make things much more interesting, plus maybe they'd blend in a bit more and cause less troubles. Much like how the crazy cousins you have always wear their best and dress up and try and stay sober when coming over for christmas and all. It is almost passable, and could trick the average joe into believing things are totally suburban and under control. Not that I believe the endocrine system is as gullible as your mom is, but at least it is a start and maybe it isn't an act after all and they HAVE learnt to behave and have decorum and respect and everything. Doesn't the average square footage of the intestinal track leave enough space and room for everyone to just do their own thing and get along?