Monday, July 28, 2008

Heliopause

Day and waves both break. Unless you're in space. In which case either may be true, or false. Depending upon where in space and which waves you're speaking of. Tempting as it is toasted grapefruit isn't really a possiblity. At least with the kind of toaster and grapefruit available to me. Fried grapefruit, pan seared with a light panko crust perhaps, but straight up toasted grapefruit is unlikely. Though an industrial laser to cauterize the grapefruit slices may be enough to hold in the juices and prevent it from tripping the breaker again. This may go a long ways to helping the sanity and well-being of the boss who can't seem to understand that loosing power and having to reset all the clocks in the house on a nightly basis after doing toasted grapefruit experiments isn't so offbeat, but rather just a juxtaposition of fruit and electricity re-arraigned into something pleasing, good for you, and lightly crunchy without the extra caloric intake of fry-oil or bready crusts.

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