Fungus

Apparently the walnut tree is toast. There is this walnut tree killing fungus on the rampage. Which has got me worried. The price of milk has risen to new heights. Which would be all good if this was someplace like Sherwood or Brooklyn. Then the purchasing and use of waffles as a fungal decoy would be cake. Instead this has been turned upside-down as while I'm out bringing home the bacon they are out there looking for a way to slay my tree. Might be time to head to the pet store and by a nice serpent; already got several nice apples. It may be that having the tree of knowledge in the backyard will be too much temptation and the fungus will be obliged to destroy it, passing the walnut tree over. I've heard that's how they roll. Anyways maybe it actually IS time to make a big suit out of waffles with chevrons of bacon and try climbing the tree. Maybe though that's just nuts.