Thursday, July 19, 2007

Dodge Ram Seige Engine

It's a post-apocalyptic narco-oil based economy.

You're all set up someplace, nice and cozy with your women, oil, and lots and lots of razor wire.

Somebody shows up outside your gates one day. They've what looks like a nice big four-wheeled siege engine. Could be trouble.

Then you see it. Dodge Ram. In nice chrome letters on the side.

What should you do?

Laugh, then give them gasoline so they can stop pushing the thing and save face...
or
Open the gates and welcome a potential customer...

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