Monday, January 21, 2008

Duggery

Sometimes urban dictionary is the next bestest thing after worsted wool pants.

Other times, not so much.

Wondering about stuff 'cuz it's like so cold out. Like as it gets colder are there more ghosts running about at night? Supposedly they make the air all cold and stuff. So what if it is like really cold? Like does that mean there is like more ghosts around? So it's really cold like right now. Maybe it's like haunting time or something like that. Canada and Antarctica, and Northern Russia and stuff would like be chock full of them. Spooky huh? Maybe it's like that, seems like voodoo and stuff is a warm weather thing, so the cold is for wights and ghosts and stuff like that. Wonder what's out there on the edge of the interstellar gas clouds where it is really really cold, maybe just about absolute zero, nothing is moving... not even an interstellar ghost.

Suppose though that since there aint nothing like out there, it would be a pretty poor place to haunt and that is like where the flunkies go to like recuperate and like reflect upon their lack of success elsewhere in the universe. Maybe then they just get all like despondent and stop moving at all and then really do freeze all they way down or close enough to it that it doesn't matter anymore and then they just sit there in this kinda statis for a few billion years and stuff until like a nebula coalesces into a star and planets form and like life starts up and then they've got a nother chance to like set things right... that or it's like back to the icebox for them.

Man, also learnt bout this new way to die this weekend. Invisible flames. YEah, the kind where everybody thinks your joking, except you're really on fire and the flames are burning so clean and hot nobody can like see'em. Pretty pleasant. Least you won't end up so cold that you miss a few billion years. Though you could if you screw that part up too.

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