Diagnostic

Shouting lingerie in a tortoise store isn't one of the smartest things I've done.

Apparently, something about lace and reptiles is not sexy. Nay, not even mildy sexy.

Rather the two articles are not clothing nor related enough to be considered cute.

Funny is definitely out as well. Even with racks and racks full of tortoises to counter my yell of lingerie with in your face obvious contrarian observations the funny is not allowed.

Nearly enough to say that next time when viewing tortoises that nothing remotely resembling an article of clothing will arise as a topic of conversation, or much less spontaneously bellowed out while ogling a terrapin.