ergonamix

This thing with the musical chairs is odd. The spheres make sense, tones, metals, scales, planets, metaphysical sub-planes, the greeks had it all. Except that somehow over time the detritus of cultural and linguistic evolution added in a chair to the mix. This may have been necessary to facilitate fun childrens games, promote the sale of furniture, or simply as a gambit to allow deities to recline in a safe, positive manner while reviewing their subjects. Now what has me wondering is if there are seven chairs, or eight; the latter being the chair of the overlord. Correspondingly, do the chairs themselves embody, emit or induce noise in specific tonal regions and vibrations. Celestial spears, that may be what happens when really loud people decide to yell in your ear about current events. I seen it happen in kung fu hustle. You don't take the chair of the celestial sound man. The night will end with this bad ringing in your head, a lack of memory and small amounts of canadian money being found in your pockets.