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Bears and trees both kinda check out for awhile during the winter months. Least in the northlands. So what is going on. Is it like what happens when my brain gets filled to overflowing with excessive amounts of useless technogarbage and requires a good vomit to clear into a normal stream of sanity? Probably not. Tigger doesn't hibernate and so my guess is bears would not sleep anyways. Not like anybody could, much less trees. Probably this is why the ents pretend to be asleep. Even though they are watching and waiting they sit idle, quiet and seemingly unaware. What else could one do in the face of Tigger, much less a world full of GMO cloned Tiggers popping up all around your forest. Ok, now you decided to turn on the wind machine? Seriously folks, if that Indian shaman is hanging out in my backyard again screwing with the trees and the winds he is so going to get it this time. No more nicely telling you to go play up in Indian Peaks and trying to remember the good old days with the others cavorting about. This time its gonna be raccoon patrol or something dirty like cleaning the lint trap on the dryer. Freaking wind, stop moving the tree.