1) Go to Rental City and rent an industrial shop-vac
2) Go to Big-R and buy a large small-animal live trap
4) Drive to Montana, place trap in national forest
5) Run over small animals (may be done before step 4)
6) Bait trap with carcass
7) Capture wolverine
8) Drive home repeating 5 as necessary
9) Place angered wolverine inside industrial shop-vac taking special care to hold top closed
10) Turn on shop-vac
Thursday, May 01, 2008
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