Cede

Uncontested challenges lead to fatty hamburgers. Soy products end up being emulsified, intermixed and extruded back out into a slurry of beefy goodness. The kind of goodness you'd find if mother teresa's ashes were mixed with quick drying cement and poured over the edge of the empire state building at 5.10pm. Not something you'd like to watch. Not unlessing you are into that kind of thing. Then I would wonder why you were even remotely interested in beef and beef-like products. Wouldn't seem to be your style. Something more akin to ostrich egg omellettes with a side of deep fried kangaroo would be. Probably. What I'm really saying is that is strange. Good in its own way, but good strange. Strangely fatty hamburgers end up having just a little bit of fat a little bit of beef and a little bit of soy and a little smidgen of by-products. Now in case you are wondering jello isn't all that bad and can be pretty good if those raisins and other weird old people fruits from a can are kept out of it. That stuff has to fight to end up with the priviledge of being the star in a jello parade or some minor back office functionary in a fatty little burger which is likely giong to be overwhelmed by the tasteless niacin fortified bun its hidden in. This is why the Macho Man Randy Travis is all about meat. He knows what's up. No jello for him. That's Martha Steward and Rachel Ray having tea and a jello shot after a hard day at the office type of stuff. Not the kind of thing the heir to Ted Nuggents spiritual legacy could afford to let on as being acceptible. No matter how much he digs on the raspberry flavoured jello. Ita all about the beef. Mmmmm beef. Sweet, nutricious, crunchy beef.