MYiNatives

One can only dream that Apple buys out Yahoo. The resulting metaphysical and psychological distress caused by the superposition of the i and MY monads upon the collective virtual internet presence would result in untold levels of chaos. Dogs and sheep would not know the difference between themselves. Cats and goats would live together. Me, MY and I would be totally flummoxed and like drop into a life threatening self-induced catatonic state as the epistemological rammifications of the melding of the two havles into a unified hole created a rift in the concious space/time continuum of memory of which we all inhabit. God himself only knows what should and could happen if in the end both companies are swallowed by another even larger single letter loving company and gangsters everywhere go into a severe funk upon seeing GiMY indelliably etched into the lexicon of formerly hip and tragically merged legal entitities.